Mom.

We're talking about a pants that she bought over the phone and I told her it's not that nice (the way she described).

Me: Oh anyway mum, since you struck lottery, is it time you buy me a camera?
Mum: What camera! How much!
Me: Perhaps 800bucks? (I was just kidding her. I wanted one that's about $150.)
Mum: WHAT! I ALREADY BOUGHT YOU YOUR 1K+ DSLR! DO YOU MEAN 80BUCKS?!
Me: WHAT, 80BUCKS?! NO.
Mum: If not what camera you want!
Me: Come back show you la.
Mum: Srsly leh, the pants nice anot?
Me: I must see first.
Mum: Then you must say nice leh, if not later daddy !@#$. If you say nice I buy the camera for you.
Me: SO NOW YOU BRIBE ME ISIT? HAHAHAH
Mum: HAHAHAHA no la!