Sickening airhole, this is for you :)

few days back when my sister's out she left her MSN on. then her friend talk to her, so i sms her telling her about it.

F: hey wuuuu
Me: Liping's not around
F: ?~?
Me: Which part of "Liping's not around" don't you understand?
*After approx half an hour or less, he went offline.*
*FYI, wu is my surname.*

EH UNCLE,
is this the way you should call your friends? will you like it if my sister call you that way? i'm sure you'll start all your cursing & swearings.
i've no respect for you cuz you don't respect my sister in the first place.
so what if you're older than me and i'm younger than you? i'm still not gna respect you.
for how you treat my sister you'll get your retribution one day & i hope its just someday (soon) like tmr? yep.
my sister's blind for loving you that time, but well love's blind.
you're alrd a grown-up but you're still making my sister to buy you top-up cards, maple prepaid cards.
its time for you to know that no matter how many thousands of times i asked her to stop spoon-feeding you, she never stops til' the day both of you broke up.
do you know how much i want to scold you str8 into your bloody damn kena-bang-by-car fucked up face?
ohoh, not forgetting how well you can act behind the computer! LAUGH OUT LOUD.
what's that girl's name call? jerlin is it? oh, that's your wonderful "ex-girlfriend". but i'd say an imaginary one.
i can even still remember you told my sister not to call you cuz you're home & if that ex-girlfriend of yours saw it she'll stay longer.
BY ALL MEANS LET HER STAY, AS LONG AS SHE WANTS CUZ THAT PERSON NEVER EVEN EXISTED.
oh yes yes yes, you even said you're going australia?
laugh @you so hard. didn't know that SINGAPORE's actually australia too! :O
this means i'm staying in australia for like how long? 15years near 16 years of my lifeeeeee. pls don't call me singaporean :D
look how dumb are all your xcuses.
even a 3 year old kid could tell you "dearest uncle, you're lying."
if you're gonna say why my sister didnt talk back its bcuz LOVE'S BLIND, and she didn't bear to (at that period of time only!).
i rlly had to urge to take that dirty no. of yours & just scold you man.

wow! nice brain of yours - cheat girls $ & can even think of ways to make your gf stop contacting you! claps for you man. i'll give you a best (or maybe worst) actor (obviously you can win those in mediacorp) awarddddddd. i'll get your jerlin girl to present it to you ^^

not to worry, you can still try to join mediacorp (: do tell them your story k! so you confirm get in :-) i pity the next girl you target man!


seriously, i'm wondering if your parents did teach you what's manners.


oh shut up, don't bother asking me anything regarding to this post.
& ppl who can ask/comment are only SIS & BLYTHE, cuz they know more than you do.
oh w8, do you even know who is he?