Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I've nothing interesting to blog about today. So I'll just show you my lousy results, okay? Laugh cry tease scream at my results, whichever you like it I just don't care. Oh, before showing my sexy results, I have something to blog about! It's kind of interesting? I got no idea, it depends how you see it. Read it or not, it's up to you. Nobody's forcing you.
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Sometimes, I just don't get it.. The way I look at how people react when they received their papers/result slips, they react as if the whole world collapse or it seems like they're gonna flunk all of their upcoming papers! Perhaps they worked hard and WISHED/HOPED for some-kind-of-results they want, but it's like you can't control what's going to come out, isn't it? I mean, you can hope/wish for your desired results, but you don't have to act like the you're sure gonna flunk all of your upcoming papers. Be it class test, common test or quiz. There are bound to be jealousy around. I'm not going to elaborate this part of "jealousy" thingy. I'm sure, there are people here reading my blog going to complain to their friends. Don't wish to know who, you keep it to yourself. I just can't stand those people who got 50 over near 60 yet they're still displaying a sad look! Come on, if you're gonna be sad over it then give others your marks (although you can't)! Be proud you have some marks rather than 0. Be proud that at least there is someone out there whom is jealous about your results. Friends who backstab is my worst nightmare. I don't want friends who backstab me or any of my friend, but still act like nothing happen.. You love to act so much, why not be an actor/actress next time? Well, I'm done with my longlong paragraph about results or whatever.
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My results.

English Letter Writing: 18/30
English Paper2: 29/60
English Summary: 12/20
*Compo not given back yet*
Total: 59/110

Chinese I can't really remember.
Total: 60/100

Math Paper1: 38/80
Math Paper2: 28/40
Total: 47/100

Physics: 24/50
Chemistry: 25/50

Art: 52/100

Combined Geography: 12.5/50

That's all that I know! I feel that I've improve for Chem+Phy cuz normally I'll flunk them as badly as Geog.

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Anyway, a joke for you guys. Funny or not, your problem.


For those who does not have a Christian name

Have a few laughs………..
Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious …

Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien) (I think this is the best. HAHAHHAHA!)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

(Got it from Sister's friend)

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